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- Repair you snowblower so you mind is fixed on cold things.
- Have 200 pounds of ice ready to put in your bathtub for soaking.
- Install a walk-in freezer for your kitchen.
- Buy stock in slushies, smoothies, snow cones, Eskimo Pies, ice cream bars, ice cream, sherbert, gelato, and anything else cold.
- Wear your winter wardrobe all summer and then take it off when the temps hit 90F. You’ll at least know what your dog feels like.
- Buy a dvd of the movie Ice Station Zebra or The Day After Tomorrow to watch over and over again.
- Move to a cave.
- Buy a tuxedo and install a penguin pool.
- Learn to hibernate in summer.
- Buy Michael Jackson’s cryogenic freeze chamber at a local garage sale or auction.
Rick Brown
