There's no doubt it's a serious drought when...

• You can use your lawn as sandpaper or a bristle brush.
  

  Source: examiner.com

• Shade is for rent by the hour.
• Wrigley’s stops selling Rain chewing gum in your town.
• Arid Extra Dry sells out in all the stores.
• Vultures start circling you when you are outside.
• Camels decide to migrate to your town.
• Climate change deniers evaporate (their ideas are all wet).
• Bookings for rain forest vacations jump exponentially.
• You could bake a cake on the driveway.
• Businesses finally learn to stop watering their asphalt and concrete with sprinklers.
• The scorpions come to town (the insects not the band).
• Bald becomes beautiful again.
• You wish it was January.
• Everyone has the dry heaves.
• No one wants to grill out anymore.
• You feel like you are being sandblasted on windy days.
• Fish sue!
• Lightning bugs are required to douse their lights to prevent wildfires.
• Car washes clean by only spit and polish.
• There is absolutely no need for crop dusters.
• Even Endust is overwhelmed.
• Spit and urine are hoarded.
• It stops being humorous – which for many it unfortunately has (see photo below).

Source wowo.com

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